"Stan Lee Meets the Amazing Spider-Man"
Writer: Stan Lee
Penciler: Olivier Coipel
Inker: Mark Morales
Colorist: Jose Villarrubia
Letterer: Dave Lanphear
Spidey finds Stan's speech more than a little inspiring, immediately becoming ashamed that he could ever doubt his own importance to the world.
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"Some Steves"
Writer: Joss Whedon
Artist: Michael Gaydos
Colorist: Pete Pantazis
Letterer: Dave Lanphear
At the Second Interdimensional Comicon, Steve Rennitz runs into several versions of himself from different dimensions, all selling comics at the show. The group compares the titles available in their respective dimensions, but apparently only one dimension has any comics written by Stan Lee. The rest have titles like "The Normal Four" and "Amazing Reality," and feature stories about Peter Parker such as "The Night Gwen Stacy Lightened Up." All this may be intended to make the audience appreciate Stan's contribution to comics, but still:
I would totally buy "The Normal Four."
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"Spider-Man Unmasked"
Writer: Stan Lee
Art: John Romita, Sr. and Jim Mooney
Letterer: Sam Rosen
In this reprint of The Amazing Spider-Man #87, Spider-Man is worried that his blood might be losing the radioactivity that gives him his powers. He swings across the city to seek aid from Dr. Curt Connors, but when the doctor isn't in, Spider-Man remembers that he has more important matters to attend to than his own health: he needs to find Gwen a birthday present! for her birthday! which is today! and the party has already started! and it's a surprise party!
Spidey makes one attempt at getting Gwen a present by breaking into a jewelry store and taking a pearl necklace, but immediately realizes that stealing is wrong and mopes about on some buildings instead.
Meanwhile, Gwen is the life of her own party, and Mary Jane is jealous. Until Peter crashes the party! declaring that he was Spider-Man all along! but now he's given up his super-hero alter ego! because his powers are on the fritz!
This sends Gwen to the edge of hysterics. MJ tries to help by talking down Parker, but you know she's trying to horn in on Gwen's guy.
Still overcome with intense feelings of wooziness and grogginess, Spider-Man stumbles into a hospital, where a doctor treats the webslinger and pronounces that he has...the flu!
"Oh," says Spider-Man.